April 2011
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“He’s not white; he’s just light-skinned.”
– Hustle and Flow.
I wish someone would say this about me, with the correct gender-specific pronouns.
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“There was no living creature as foul as I and all my poems were false.”
– Charles Bukowski
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"Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend" AKA A... →
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March 2011
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Sassy Gay Friend anyone?
This is Rose of Sharon from Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath. She’s about to (pick one) a)Be left by her sissy of a husband, b)Be convinced she’s a sinner by a crazy bitch, c)Breastfeed a grown man after her ill-fated baby dies. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Yeah. I have too much free time. Because I do this for just about everything ever. Like,...
Where does one find these *GIFS* you speak of?
Man, I feel like there’s about a million that describe my life, just based on what I’ve seen. But I don’t want to make any cos I’m lazy like that. Is there a GIF database?
Tumblr, Y I NO UNDERSTAND YOU???
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If my life were the opposite...
I’d have a vast number of celebrities (most British, most between the ages of 30 and 45) casually stalking me on the internet.
Many boys I don’t like would become hetero-curious for me.
Those on the internet and the real world would envy me for my social life.
All of my friends would be jealous of my GPA, and I would be the hardest-working of all of them.
My incredible number of...
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“The only acceptable racism being that of racism against gingers.”
– Bradley James.
Found a great vid including this and the profound quote: “Je m’appelle Angel. Je suis loser.”
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“One man’s stupidity is another man’s cult is another man’s...”
– A teacher not of mine.
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Zero Deficit: So I just watched "Friday" by... →
sesquipedalian-savant:
At first, I didn’t believe the tumblr-hype, so I was like:
But, after clicking on the OFFICIAL VIDEO link, the amount of pageviews it had made me regret myself like:
I went ahead and clicked play, anticipating the best like:
Not ten seconds in, though, I heard the line about…
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Guns don't kill people; people kill people.
I love a girl with gunshot knees
and a smile that looks like Thursday -
that is, a little worn out and ready for a nap.
I love a girl with a hesitant trigger-finger
and lips that move in silhouettes
in time to the sway of her lashes.
I love a girl with hands covered in lead,
the residue of pictures and words
that she wants buried in her skin.
I love a girl with a voice like gunpowder
that...
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Oh yes.
So, one of my friends told me about this thing called Binaural Beats. Basically, these two sounds play in either headphone, and when the soundwaves collide in your skull, they partially cancel each other out to make a low frequency wave that is the same frequency as your brain waves. These can be the same frequency as the sleeping sort of brainwaves and can lull you to sleep quite easily, but they...
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“I wonder if dude astronauts ever break down and start doing it in the Mir...”
– Andrew Fucking Volpe. This is why I love him.
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Sex, Nudity, Rebellion, and the French
My favorite things.
One of the best combinations of all of them is The Dreamers. Awesome movie about 1968, films, and a semi-incestuous menage à trois. You know. Cool stuff.
But seriously. Watch it. You won’t be disappoint.
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“Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...”
– Rosemarie Urquico (via kblitz)
(via conversationslips)
Rosemarie no longer has an active blog, but she can be found on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=585211028 To see the post about how she was found, please go here. Thanks to Jonathan for searching!
(via...
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This is pretty hawt. →
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“Love - it will not betray you, dismay, or enslave you; it will set you free.”
– Shakespeare, Mumford & Sons - “Sigh No More”
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Look at you. You're young. →
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Current soundtrack of my life
5 Years Time - Noah and the Whale
Hustle - Tunng
We Don’t Eat - James Vincent McMorrow
Re: Stacks - Bon Iver
Basic Space - The xx
Come Back When You Can - Barcelona
Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear
Also Frightened - Animal Collective
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This’ll change your life.
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“You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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“The things you own end up owning you.”
– Chuck Palahniuk 